TOP TEN NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS (January 1999)
Jolee's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions:
10. Stop throwing balls at people at close range.
9. Stop repeating everything her parents say, especially the stuff they really don't want her to say.
8. Terrorize Goblin the Cat less.
7. Apply to become a National Football League referee. She, after all, knows the defintion of a "fumble."
6. Have less fun in the Timeout Chair (also known as the Gothic Chair).
5. Join the cast of The Teletubbies.
4. Go cold turkey from Barney & Friends.
3. Console her Daddy every time he is sad (like she did last night after the Packers lost----by running around the room yelling "Yay GIANTS!").
2. Stop acting like a Shopping Cart is a medieval torture device.
and Jolee's Number 1 New Years' Resolution:
1. Be the Best Big Sister a little girl could be.
10. Stop throwing balls at people at close range.
9. Stop repeating everything her parents say, especially the stuff they really don't want her to say.
8. Terrorize Goblin the Cat less.
7. Apply to become a National Football League referee. She, after all, knows the defintion of a "fumble."
6. Have less fun in the Timeout Chair (also known as the Gothic Chair).
5. Join the cast of The Teletubbies.
4. Go cold turkey from Barney & Friends.
3. Console her Daddy every time he is sad (like she did last night after the Packers lost----by running around the room yelling "Yay GIANTS!").
2. Stop acting like a Shopping Cart is a medieval torture device.
and Jolee's Number 1 New Years' Resolution:
1. Be the Best Big Sister a little girl could be.
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