Catching Up (November 1998)
Well, my apologies, it's been a long time since I did a Jolee update. To make up for it, I have composed a list of topics you have missed due to my negligence.
November 4: Jolee Exhibits Simpsons-mania, utters "Flanders" and "Burns", as well as "Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie."
November 3: Jolee Mind Control Works, Telepathically Gives Thousands of D'Amato supporters influenza so they can't vote.
November 2: Jolee Stays Home, Recovering from Stomach Virus, Visits Doctor, No longer thinks he is the Anti-Christ
November 1: Jolee Watches NYC Marathon from corner of 4th Avenue and 92nd Street in support of Rob Stewart, one of the What Did Jolee Do? recipients. Runner tickles her, makes her cry, Later that day, she throws up. No correlation, parents say.
October 31: Jolee Trick-or-Treats in the stores on 3rd Avenue. Befuddles dim-witted Brooklynites with her cereberal "grape" costume which consists of green clothing and green balloons tied to her sweater. One woman thinks she's peas. At least she was in the right neighborhood.
October 30: Jolee celebrates Halloween at school. Brings home candy. Mother and Father delighted.
October 29: Jolee chases Goblin the Cat, "First Step toward ending International Terrorism," she claims.
October 28: Dinner at home with Great Grandma Harriett (GG), Great Grandpa Joe (Goompa), Great Uncle Mel and Great Aunt Susan. Refers to them as "Ah-mel and Sandy".
October 27: Jolee Did Nothing of Interest Today
October 26: Jolee Wears "Pull-Ups" to School, Dinner at Prima Pasta with GG, Goompa, Ah-Mel, Mom and Dad. Jolee eats bowtie pasta. Ah-Mel reads "WHISTLE FOR WILLIE". Jolee thinks Ah-Mel's whistle is the neatest thing since the Teletubbies.
October 22-25: Jolee Celebrates the Yankees World Series win by pretending nothing happened.
Hope this appeases those of you who have been on Jolee withdrawal.
November 4: Jolee Exhibits Simpsons-mania, utters "Flanders" and "Burns", as well as "Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie."
November 3: Jolee Mind Control Works, Telepathically Gives Thousands of D'Amato supporters influenza so they can't vote.
November 2: Jolee Stays Home, Recovering from Stomach Virus, Visits Doctor, No longer thinks he is the Anti-Christ
November 1: Jolee Watches NYC Marathon from corner of 4th Avenue and 92nd Street in support of Rob Stewart, one of the What Did Jolee Do? recipients. Runner tickles her, makes her cry, Later that day, she throws up. No correlation, parents say.
October 31: Jolee Trick-or-Treats in the stores on 3rd Avenue. Befuddles dim-witted Brooklynites with her cereberal "grape" costume which consists of green clothing and green balloons tied to her sweater. One woman thinks she's peas. At least she was in the right neighborhood.
October 30: Jolee celebrates Halloween at school. Brings home candy. Mother and Father delighted.
October 29: Jolee chases Goblin the Cat, "First Step toward ending International Terrorism," she claims.
October 28: Dinner at home with Great Grandma Harriett (GG), Great Grandpa Joe (Goompa), Great Uncle Mel and Great Aunt Susan. Refers to them as "Ah-mel and Sandy".
October 27: Jolee Did Nothing of Interest Today
October 26: Jolee Wears "Pull-Ups" to School, Dinner at Prima Pasta with GG, Goompa, Ah-Mel, Mom and Dad. Jolee eats bowtie pasta. Ah-Mel reads "WHISTLE FOR WILLIE". Jolee thinks Ah-Mel's whistle is the neatest thing since the Teletubbies.
October 22-25: Jolee Celebrates the Yankees World Series win by pretending nothing happened.
Hope this appeases those of you who have been on Jolee withdrawal.
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