Another fun game

Okay...interactive Jolee list time !!!!
Jolee would like everyone to come up with a top ten list entitled TOP TEN GIFTS JOLEE (OR HER PARENTS) DOES (DO) NOT WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
I will take the best of the best and create a list for all to enjoy. This hopefully will be fun.

Need help? Here's a starter. Top 3 Items discouraged:
1. Playskool's Little Biologiocal Warfare Plant
2. Intern Barbie
3. Anatomically Correct John Elway doll
I'm looking forward to all of your creative replies


Joseph Savella replied:

Here are a few Jolee!!!

1. Tommy Train (music drives parents crazy)
2. 48 inch bouncing ball. (takes up too much space outside and inside
house)
3. puzzles (too much work cleaning up)
4. baseball bat. (mom and dad never were helmets)
5. stuffed animals. (after a while they begin to stink)


Tony Tambascia replied:

Bill,

Here is an initial entry into the game. Maybe with a weekend to think it
over, I can come up with some better ones.

Tony

10. Chia-Lewinsky

9. Barrel of Phlegm

8. Baby's First Hand Grenade

7. The Linda Tripp Home Makeover Kit

6. Jesse "The Governor" Ventura action figure

5. Land-mine Twister (apologies to Princess Diana fans)

4. Barney ('nuf said)

3. G.I.-Janet Reno

2. Plastic Surgery - The Home Game

1. Tickle-Me-Slobodan Milosovic


Natalia Liss Schull replied:

Do not want: "F-Timmy the Cat" doll (a la Howard Stern)


Steve Proulx replied:

Sadam Husein's WMD Hide & Seek

Love Canal Home Chemistry Set

The Airline Executive's Guide on Making a Good Deal

Any dress from Lewinsky's "Tidy Up Aftwards" line of apparell.

Happy thanks giving to all!

Steve


Cathy Cohen replied:

Hi Bill,

I have an idea what not to get her fo fear of driving her parents crazy!!! I
recently finished work on a project, on interactive Arthur, and DW dolls from
microsoft. Interactive teletubbies get the same vote. They will drive you
nuts!! I say foster that creative mind. Rageddy Ann, a hand made doll,
something cloth she can drag everywhere, and has to invent the dialog. This
would be good preparation for the new baby as well. Have a wonderful
Thanksgiving. Cathy


Seth Cohen replied:

i dont think anyone wants these
VIBRATING WWF DOLLS
A SEVERED HEAD
RABID WOLVERINE