remember this? (December 1998)

On November 20, I sent this out:
 
Okay...interactive Jolee list time !!!!
Jolee would like everyone to come up with a top ten list entitled TOP TEN GIFTS JOLEE (OR HER PARENTS) DOES (DO) NOT WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
I will take the best of the best and create a list for all to enjoy. This hopefully will be fun.
 
Need help? Here's a starter. Top 3 Items discouraged:

1. Playskool's Little Biologiocal Warfare Plant
2. Intern Barbie
3. Anatomically Correct John Elway doll

I'm looking forward to all of your creative replies
 
 
Well, that was a month ago, and here is the result, courtesy of Uncle Seth Cohen, Cousin Cathy Cohen, Steve Proulx (Oxy '90), Cousin Natalia Liss Schull, and Tony "the Tiger" Tambascia:
 
10. Chia-Lewinsky
 
9. "F-Timmy the Cat" doll (a la Howard Stern)
 
8.  Love Canal Home Chemistry Set
 
7. Interactive Teletubbies (NOTE: Jolee would love these, Bill and Melanie would go insane)
 
6. A rabid wolverine
 
5. Baby's First Hand Grenade
 
4. G.I. Janet Reno
 
3. Jesse "The Governor" Ventura action figure
 
2. Tickle-Me-Slobodan Milosovic
 
and the #1 thing Jolee and/or her parents do NOT want her to get for the holidays:
 
 
 
 
 
1. Plastic Surgery - The Home Game
 
 
 
Thanks to Tony, who came up with 6 of the Top 10. Sorry Seth, your severed head request was too tasteless to make the list, especially since you're Jolee's Uncle.