Jolee on the Wild Side (Spring 1999)

Well, Jolee was with Mom and Dad, Shayna, Grandma Cyndee and her friend Michael, Great-Great Uncle Mel and Aunt Susan, and Great Great Grandparents Harriet and Joe at a local eatery last night. We were waiting for our table and Jolee wanted a drink. I was holding a glass of Bass Ale and, upon approval from various factions, I gave Jolee a taste. She didn't seem to mind it one bit, though, she didn't ask for more. I thought that was a wild enough evening for her, but after some pasta, she proceeded to beat up on a cigarette machine downstairs near the restrooms. Fortunately for all of us, she only had 3 dollars on her and I refused to give her one of my singles.