Pro Wrestler "Hulk" Hogan Unveils New Move

ATLANTA-----In a much-publicized title bout, Pro Wrestler Terry "Hulk" Hogan
regained his WWF championship title by upsetting his opponent "The Rock." It
was a tough battle, but the turning point came late in the match when Hulk
employed a new move that brought the champion to his knees. In a press
conference after the title bout, Hogan revealed that the new move was called
"The Shayna", named after a young fan in Brooklyn, New York, who reportedly
used the move with great success on her father. Hogan astonished the crowd
when, grinning maniacly, he grabbed a fistful of his opponents' chest hair.
As the surprised wrestler screamed in agony, Hogan then inserted his entire
fist into the champion's mouth. He surrendered immediately. When this
reporter called Shayna Cohen in Brooklyn for a comment, I was told that she
was napping, but the child's mother, Melanie Cohen, confirmed, "Yup, it works
like a charm!" Hogan would not comment if he was consulting little Shayna for
other possible moves he could use in defending his newly-regained title.