New Years Resolutions 2 for 1 Special

Shayna & Jolee Cohen's TOP 10 New Years Resolutions for 2000
(Shayna gets the even #s, Jolee gets the odds)

10. (Shayna) Remember, not everything is edible.

9. (Jolee) Find the Barbie video that Mom says is "lost".

8. (Shayna) Walk more than two steps without succumbing to gravity.

7. (Jolee) Figure out what "Fewer Toys, Higher Wages" means.

6. (Shayna) Employ Buddhist mind-control technique to convinve Jolee that all
her toys are mine.

5. (Jolee) Employ Hindu meditational device to resist Buddhist mind-control
techniques.

4. (Shayna) Wake up later on weekends than on weekdays, not the other way
around.

3. (Jolee) Learn better way than whining to get what I want. Note to self:
try batting eyelashes and saying "Pleeeeeeeease" with sad look on
face.

2. (Shayna) Put Shayna in more updates. Whoops, that's Dad's resolution.
Sorry.

1. (Jolee) Become a successful child model and get to party with Barbie and
Pikachu.