Jolee Bonus or A Theological Conundrum (July 1998)

Yesterday, Jolee handed me a book. On the cover was a dog. The following
conversation took place:

JOLEE: Cat?

BILL: No, dog.

JOLEE: Cat?

BILL: Dog.

JOLEE: Cat?

BILL: Dog.

JOLEE: God?

BILL: No, Dog. D-O-G. Dog.

JOLEE: (Nodding) Yeah, God.

BILL: No, Jolee, dog.

JOLEE: Cat?

BILL: (Sigh)