If Only We Had Videotaped It (March 24, 1998)

WARNING: GRAPHIC BODILY FUNCTION DESCRIBED AHEAD. DELETE THIS MESSAGE
NOW IF YOU ARE EASILY "GROSSED OUT"

Last night as we were finishing a delicious dinner of Chinese food,
our darling daughter Jolee sneezed (she's got a little cold). What's so
special about her sneezing? Well, let's just say (and I think her
Uncle Seth will be most appreciative of this, but Seth, please don't try
this at home), let's just say that Jolee's sneeze was so magnificent, that
a previously-ingested lo mein noodle, approximately two inches long,
came out of her nose. (REMEMBER, I WARNED YOU)

A few minutes later, while Melanie was on the phone relating this
story to Godmother Brenda in Buffalo, Jolee repeated the feat with another
sneeze, though this time with a smaller noodle.

Uncle Seth replied:

"it works both ways, if you put a noodle in your nose (ala Alicia)
not necessarily all the way
and sniff real hard, it comes out your mouth
Seth"